Jul 1, 2025 @ 3:54 PM
AI market shifts to overdrive, rock star pay packages, fewer bankers and lawyers😎, AI dating tips, and more excitement... 
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Masters of the (shrinking) UniverseIn a poetic move that foreshadows the downsizing of Wall Street we have been predicting, Goldman Sachs has rolled out AI tools that could replace a legion of spreadsheet jockeys (a.k.a. junior bankers). Goldman Sachs has 10,000 people currently using the new GS AI Assistant, ‘The first generative AI-powered tool to reach this scale,” says Goldman Sachs CIO Marco Argenti. If this move cuts the ridiculously usurious banker fees for entrepreneurial companies (7 percent off the top for an IPO—yikes!), we are all for it. The GS AI Assistant enhances productivity by assisting with tasks such as summarizing complex documents, drafting communications, analyzing data, coding, and translating research into multiple languages. It integrates with various large language models (LLMs), including OpenAI’s GPT-4o, Google’s Gemini, and Claude 3.7 Sonnet, operating within Goldman’s secure compliance framework to ensure data privacy. This is a perfect case study of how AI will reshape the white-collar world.
The AI market is witnessing an exponential surge in activity among high-rolling investors, private companies, and Magnificent Seven Tech Bros. The signals point to AI developer salaries going up, up, up, a boom in private AI company M&A, and a lot of people making a lot of money, but in a fiercely competitive market. Here is a sample of the recent flurry. Meta made a $14.3 billion investment in Scale AI to secure high-quality training data for artificial intelligence models and bring Scale AI founder Alexandr Wang into Meta’s leadership to head a new Superintelligence Research Lab. The deal gives Meta a 49% non-voting stake in the data labeling startup, nearly doubling its value to $29 billion from the company’s last round in May 2024. The deal made the 28-year-old MIT dropout one of the most lucrative hires in history.
Scale AI’s investors who have enjoyed this valuation bump include Accel (which led the latest round), Tiger Global, Founders Fund, Coatue, Nvidia, Amazon, Intel Capital, AMD Ventures, and ServiceNow Ventures. Meta’s recent Llama 4 models have faced a lackluster reception from users for poor performance and generic responses. Scale AI is a C300 top company.
Recruiting AI software talent has become so competitive that Zuck is now leading Meta's effort, carrying $100 million pay packages in his back pocket to play catch-up and make it all happen. Zuck is spending his days pumping out WhatsApp messages to the craftiest entrepreneurial minds and product creators in AI, as well as hundreds of researchers, scientists, and infrastructure engineers, to join his new Superintelligence Lab. Meta has hired three researchers from OpenAI’s office in Zurich, who focus on multimodal AI and have pedigrees from Google DeepMind.
It has not been a slam-dunk effort for Meta's new recruiter-in-chief. Zuck has attempted to recruit OpenAI cofounder John Schulman, Bill Peebles, the co-creator of OpenAI's Sora video generator, and OpenAI cofounder Ilya Sutskever but couldn't pull any of them over the finish line. Meta invested in Sutskever's new AI startup, Safe Superintelligence Scale AI, earlier this year and is in talks to hire Daniel Gross, SSI's CEO, and Nat Friedman, a former GitHub CEO and Microsoft executive. Zuck also entertained buying Perplexity AI, the leading AI search startup, recently valued at $14 billion, but the discussion apparently 'mutually dissolved. Meta is also in advanced talks to acquire PlayAI, a Y Combinator-backed startup based in Palo Alto that utilizes AI-powered voice replication technology to create highly realistic, human-like voice assistants. Apple is also seeking to bolster its AI capabilities and reduce its reliance on its Google search deal, which is currently under scrutiny in an ongoing antitrust case. Rumor has it Perplexity engaged in a bit of deal-making dance with Adrian Perica, Apple's head of mergers and acquisitions, and Eddy Cue, Apple's chief of services, as well as various AI decision-makers, but no announcement has been reported yet. If they were to strike a deal, it would be the largest acquisition in Apple's history to date. One twist is that Perplexity is close to a deal with Samsung to integrate its features into Galaxy devices, which could complicate Apple’s plans.
Meanwhile, OpenAI’s chief, Sam Altman, has been left making counteroffers to his team members that Meta has tried to poach, promising them even more money and influence in their jobs if they stay. Sam has also been on a spending spree of his own. In a dramatic move, OpenAI acquired Jony Ive’s startup in a $6.5 billion, all-equity deal, allowing the visionary designer and chief architect of the iPhone, as well as his design firm, LoveFrom, to take over creative and design control at OpenAI. Jony and Sam have been collaborating for two years on a new generation of AI-powered devices, including headphones and other devices with cameras. Good luck with that one, boys.
"The big secret about Apple, of course, is—maybe it’s not so big a secret—is that Apple views itself as a software company. The software is the user experience. It's the soul of the product." —Steve Jobs, in 2011
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The shoal of lawyers just got thinnerThe other bills entrepreneurs are allergic to are those from lawyers ($2,000 an hour😳). But fear not; AI is finally here to shrink the shoal and their fees. Harvey, a three-year-old leader in AI for lawyers, closed $300 million in new equity at a whopping $5 billion valuation. Based in San Francisco, Harvey offers an AI-powered platform that utilizes GPT-4 technology to automate tasks such as contract analysis, legal research, and document drafting. Legal services that once cost $10,000–$50,000 could drop to $1,000–$5,000 or less, which will ease the pain for cash-strapped founders. Harvey’s explosive growth is a testament to the gigantic disruption the legal industry is now confronting. The company boasts customers like Paul Weiss, as well as in-house legal departments at KKR and PwC. ‘If you expand as quickly as we are, you just need to do raises like this,’ says CEO & cofounder Winston Weinberg, who is a lawyer. The Series E is co-led by Kleiner Perkins and Coatue and counts Sequoia, GV, DST Global, Conviction, Elad Gil, Open AI Startup Fund, Elemental, SV Angel, Kris Fredrickson, and REV (the VC group LexisNexis owner RELX Group) as participants. Harvey is a C300 top company, as are fellow San Francisco-based EvenUp and Oakland-based Everlaw, two other legal AI companies. BigTech continues to optimize AI to slash overheadThe Junior Bankers and top-of-their-class Associates are not the only ones in AI's bullseye. Salesforce’s mercurial cofounder and CEO, Marc Benioff, says ‘AI is automating 30% to 50% of the work’ at the SaaS Kingdom, particularly in software engineering and customer service. Given that Marc B is leading a company-wide push to get customers to adopt AI agents, it makes sense for Salesforce to show they are drinking their own AI Kool-Aid.
Alphabet’s Sundar Pichai and Microsoft's Chairman, Satya Nadella, have both stated recently that AI is generating around 30% of the companies’ software code.
In a company-wide memo last week, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy rather ambiguously noted that AI apps will ‘reduce our total corporate workforce over the next few years.’😳 AI commercials and the decline of the artAspiring AI filmmaker PJ Accetturo bootstrapped an AI-generated parody pharmaceutical commercial called Puppramin (see below), using Google's Veo 3 filmmaking tool with its groundbreaking AI cinematography capabilities. Apparently, Puppramin went viral and generated 400 applications to join PJ's new AI Studio. 'I'm a perfectly mediocre director,' says PJ, and we have to agree. For now, PJ is the first big AI director in space, and he's looking at being a 'really big fish in a [very] small pond.'  The Year of the Robotaxi has arrived…as we predictedWaymo, Google's robotaxi company, said it will begin mapping Manhattan south of Central Park and down to the Financial District. The effort takes five employees to manually drive five cars around the city, collecting data to create high definition maps of roads, buildings, and signage that will later be used to launch commercial services in the area. Waymo's commercial roll-out will directly compete with Uber, which controls 75% of the city's ride-hailing market, as well as with distant second Lyft. Tesla's long-awaited robotaxi launch took off a week ago in Austin, Texas, with essentially a babysitter in the passenger seat of each autonomous Model Y keeping an eye on the vehicle. There did not appear to be any incidents on day one as people shared their first rides on social media. ‘Super smooth experience. The future is here. RIP Uber,’ one rider wrote.  Elon, who had been openly worried about autonomous cars safety, shared several clips on X of the rides on Sunday, calling them the ‘culmination of a decade of hard work.’ The initial service excludes airports and operates from 6 a.m. to midnight, with limitations due to inclement weather, according to the invitation. By mid-afternoon on Sunday, the cars had completed 112 trips, totaling 499 miles. The Bumble AI fumbleThe third-largest dating site, Bumble, announced it would lay off 30% of its workforce as its founding CEO, Whitney Wolfe Herd, had returned to the company in an attempt to revitalize the service. Bumble shares rose by more than 20% on Wednesday following the announcement. Bumble has struggled to stay relevant with Gen Z and navigate slowing growth following its 2021 IPO. Ms. Wolfe Herd, who founded the company in 2014, stepped down as CEO in 2024 and was succeeded by Lidiane Jones, a former executive at Slack. But Jones only lasted about a year in the role.
While all of the top three dating apps — Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge — use AI matchmaking to enhance their algorithms, analyze user swipes, preferences, and behavior to suggest matches, and optimize profile photo selection, it still feels like these brands are playing early Web2 ball.
 AI-powered Gen Z love💜The dating apps may not have reached peak AI proficiency yet, but Gen Z is at the forefront of leveraging AI to do its dating dirty work. A Wingmate study found that 41% of Gen Z use AI to help dump mates, with women slightly more likely to use the tool to do so than men. Half of those 10 to 29 say they use AI to write emotionally sensitive messages, apologies, or manage relationship conflict. One-third seek dating advice from their bots, with 57% claiming they'd trust AI advice over that of a friend. Others believe that dating is 'simpler' with AI, as it helps them converse with more people. Pura Vida (Pure Life)It makes intuitive sense to us that the state of our health begins with and ultimately emanates from our gut. It is, therefore, not surprising that a new study from the Medical University of Vienna highlights that folks with prior gastrointestinal issues are more likely to experience post-COVID syndrome (PCS) viral fatigue. That is a persistent state of exhaustion and low energy that some people experience after recovering from the acute phase of a COVID-19 infection. The study concludes that ‘understanding the interaction between viral infections, immune responses, and gut integrity, and monitoring gastrointestinal symptoms and biomarkers in at-risk patients could lead to more effective diagnostic and treatment strategies.
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